Craziest Bloody Marys: The Best of the US

The Bloody Masterpiece is perfect for those who prefer to take the easy route when it comes time to order brunch. Just ask for this "drink," and you'll be served a whole meal along with it. It's not lazy, it's efficient! The classic Bloody Mary base is garnished with just a few favorites, including shrimp, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, Brussels sprouts and stalks of celery. There's a tiny bacon cheeseburger thrown in for good measure, too. 

Sip this Bloody out of a special straw...that's made of beef. That fact alone should be enough to elicit a trip to Hot-lanta, but if you still need convincing, the drink also comes with steak, a hard-boiled egg, tater tots, toast, jalapeños and pepperoncinis. 

Piled high atop this savory cocktail is a bacon cheeseburger slider, hot dog, onion ring, cocktail shrimp, cheese and more. In case you're still thirsty, wash the entire concoction down with a PBR, served alongside. 

If you think of huge, overstuffed men in thongs when you hear the word "sumo," you're on the right track with this one. Well, the huge and overstuffed part, at least. Served in a stout mason jar, this spin on the classic comes filled-to-the-brim with plenty of sustenance like grilled cheese, steamed duck, crab, pork belly, applewood bacon, and of course, Chinese broccoli, because you can't forget to eat your greens. 

The owners of this upscale Cafe have been drawing dedicated locals to their eatery, located inside a working gas station, because of the gourmet food and the epic "Bloody Best" Mary. On top of a double Bloody Mary, you'll find a perfectly cooked all-beef slider, the Chef's "Better Than Sex Fried Chicken," waffle fries, shrimp, and olives - plus a 16-ounce draft beer. 

There's a reason Texas is dominating the list as the most represented state: Everything's bigger in Texas, and the Hail Mary is no exception. This monster of a drink is exclusively served on weekends and only 12 are made per day, unless you call ahead to "reserve" yours. If you're one of the lucky ones who gets to experience this creation, make sure your stomach is empty. Along with the classics you'd expect, you'll get a Honey Bun, a full-size cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and powdered mini donuts. Seriously, every liquid brunch should include doughnuts and deep fried food, right?